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英语搞笑剧本_唐伯虎点秋香
作者：佚名
来源：不详
更新日期：2012-5-14
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ousufficient [sə'fiSənt] 足够的；充分的 food.
l am damn [dæm]可恶的 sorry.
唐：（唐伯虎看见一只蟑螂，喊“小心啊！”，石榴姐一退，将蟑螂踩死了。）
Watch out!
（悲痛欲绝）Xiao qiang, how are you?
Don't die, Xiao qiang, don't die.
We have suffered for such a long time,
l treated you as my relative.
How can you leave me like this…
石榴：Sister Qiu-xiang, they are both miserable, what'll we do?
秋香：Let's wait and see.
惨人：（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）
Damn! Brother! Wait.
Look at you, you look rich. Why not go home and make a poor look first? Look at me, l am thin, and see the abscess ['æbsis]脓肿；脓疮On my hands!
l am really miserable than you.
唐：Pal, don't challenge ['tʃælindʒ]向…挑战 me. l hate to be challenged.
惨人：So what?
唐：Are you pushing me?
惨人：l am miserable than you, so what?
唐：Damn! Go to hell（）去死啦! （唐伯虎拿起一根木棒将自己的胳膊打断）
唐：See, my whole hand is broken.
Who is miserable now?
惨人：Don't go too far!
唐：lt's show-hand, so what?
惨人：l'll play with you.
OK, l will show-hand too.（拿起棍子砸自己的头，血流如注）
Are you playing tricks with me?
l don't want my life either, let's see how you can compete with me.
Who is miserable? （说完，倒地身亡）
唐：Bravo [,brɑ:'vəu,]喝彩，好极了! You are really great. See you next time!
石榴：Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.
唐：Really?
石榴：Yes.
唐：5taels [teil] 两；银more please.
石榴：How can you raise your price suddenly?
唐：l want to bury him, too.
石榴：What a good heart you have! Let's buy him. （拿出银子）
秋香：Come early tomorrow morning.
唐：Thank you, Miss Qiu-xiang.
（秋香进门时对唐伯虎一笑）
唐：Such a tempting ['temptiŋ]吸引人的；诱惑人的smile!Mom, l have got it.
Act 4
地点：The backyard of Hua’s house
人物：唐伯虎，四香
道具：1诗集， 1扇子， 2凳子，1桌子
旁白：三香在放风筝，唯独秋香在看唐伯虎诗集。
冬香：Higher! Make it higher! lt's funny...
夏香：Look, it’s high, it’s so high.
春香：Qiu xiang, come here, let’s play together!
秋香：You play it!
（手拿诗集，继续看）
（唐伯虎在旁边作偷看状）
唐：Qiuxian
秋香：Hua an, why you are here?
唐：Qiuxiang is as beautiful as flower，so many girls are cling to him.
I (Hua an) want to appreciate Qiuxiang’s appearance.
秋香：Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?
l wonder, is Tong Pak-Fu the only ideal man in this world！
Only a romantic man...can write such romantic poem!
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