位置: 歌谱收藏站 >> 剧本库 >> 小品剧本 >> 英语小品剧本 >> 正文
英语搞笑剧本_唐伯虎点秋香
作者:佚名   来源:不详   更新日期:2012-5-14   浏览次数:
Hold it. (祝枝山将折扇递给文斌,跳入河中)
 
文征明:Damn it. He is being the first to!
 
(华夫人带众人去拜神)
春香:Look, so many people!
 
夏香:Yes, it's crowded.
 
华夫人:Chun-xiang, Xia-xiang, shut up,
 
四大才子:Heave yourselves.
        What's going on?
 
某人:Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
 
周文斌:The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
 
唐:Who is she? Who is Qiu-xiang?
 
文斌,征明:Look! That way.
 
三人:Qiu-xiang.
(秋香回首一笑)
 
唐:Damn, she is not pretty at all.
 
周文斌:You know, pretty woman is like flowers.
       You'll be all eyes for its beauty if some leaves are around.
       Look once more.
 
三人:Pretty woman!
(一整排回首,旁人皆成丑女衬托)
 
唐:Woo, she is really pretty!
       Let's go in the temple together.
       To look for fun!
Act 3
地点:West Gate of Hua’s house
人物:唐伯虎,秋香,石榴,惨人,假死人
道具:“旺财”,1手帕,“小强”,2卖身牌,1棍子,4凳子,银两
旁白:第三幕,华府西门口。唐伯虎为追秋香,化装成贫民意图混进华府。
 
唐:You can't move no matter what happens! OK?
 
假死人:Take it easy! Leave It to Me
(假死人躺在车上装死)
 
唐:Cheap man! A brand new cheap man for sale.
    Come and have a look! I’m so poor!
(石榴和秋香出门)
 
石榴:Are you selling yourself to bury your dad?
    But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.
 
唐:l don't want, too.
    Why don't you be merciful ['mə:siful]仁慈的;慈悲的;宽容的
 buy me please.
 
石榴:What a pity (怜悯同情遗憾)? We need a workman indeed, why not...
(这时又来了一个人,推着木车,车上躺着六个死人,这人还口吐血,极其悲惨)
 
惨人:l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!
 
唐:Kidding?!
 
惨人:Be merciful, my family died last night.
    l am sick withtuberculosis [tju:,bə:kju'ləusis] 肺结核;结核病too, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!
 
秋香:He is miserable ['mizərəbl]悲惨的;痛苦的;卑鄙的; why not buy him to be our workman?
 
石榴:(哭)So, buy him.
 
唐:Lady, first come first serve, l come first.
 
秋香:lt's not a matter of priority [prai'ɔrəti]优先;优先权;优先次序;优先考虑的事.
 
石榴:Leave It to me. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only.
    l do want to help you, but it's difficult for me to buy two.
 
唐:But, l am miserable too.
 
石榴:Then show me how miserable you are.
 
唐:Well, l...
    See how dirty are my fingernails?
    lt's miserable, right?
(惨人的小狗突然死去)
 
惨人:(痛哭)Wong Cai, don't die! Don't die.
    You have followed me for a long time, you're so good to me.
    But l have never given y

上一页  [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] 下一页

  • 上一部剧本:
  • 下一部剧本:
  • 栏 目 导 航
     搞笑小品剧本  情感生活剧本
     英语小品剧本  校园小品剧本
     名家小品剧本  话剧小品剧本
     音乐小品剧本  其他小品剧本
    专 题 栏 目
     三人小品剧本   四人小品剧本
     五人小品剧本   六人小品剧本
     七人小品剧本   八人小品剧本
     九人小品剧本   赵本山剧本集
     马季相声全集   郭德纲相声集
     中秋小品剧本   小学校园剧本
     中学校园剧本   大学校园剧本
     英语校园剧本   军营小品剧本
     春节小品剧本   元旦小品剧本
     国庆节目剧本   心理剧剧本集
    最 新 更 新