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荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
作者：佚名
来源：不详
更新日期：2012-5-14
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打倒在地。
秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?
荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!
秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?
荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.
秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!!
第五幕：Escape（逃跑）
二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。
卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.
卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.
卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?
卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.
卫兵甲:Put the socks out.
卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子
卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。
卫兵乙：Too brazen. (两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.
荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.
二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?
荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。
荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.
二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!
荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.
二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)
荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。
二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!
两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。
卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?
二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)
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