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The Seventh Day
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LUO
(surprisedly) What?
PIAO
Who are you? (walks beside Luo to protect him)
MAN
What are you doing here, I said?
PIAO
This is the avenue, not your home. Why do you care what we are doing here?
LUO
(to Piao) What are you doing?
MAN
Ah! Do you also lose yourselves? Do you know why I am here?
PIAO
You? A lunatic!
MAN
It looks like you really lose yourselves. Where are you going? Do you know your own directions?
LUO
(naughtily) And you? Where are you going?
PIAO
Xiao Luo!
MAN
I? I don't know. Neither do I know where I am. Please you tell me!
LUO
Why should I tell you?
PIAO
(laughing) Yes. Why should we tell you?
MAN
Why? I never think of it. Forget it. Go now.
LUO
Where are you from? What's your name? And your homephone number?
MAN
What? Oh (smiling). Thanks for your care. I have no name. And no home or no phone, either. I'm not lunatic but very normal. Just I've been here for six days. But I don't know why I came here. Neither do I know where it is here. I shall leave when I make it clear.
LUO
(smiling) So you've come here just by way of this place!
MAN
(smiling) You are interesting.
PIAO
Xiao Luo, we have to go now.
LUO
What's so urgent? (turns to the man) Why did you just say we lose ourselves?
MAN
Do you love each other?
LUO
We-we-
PIAO
We are, of course, in love so deeply.
MAN
Then are you happy?
PIAO
We-we-
LUO
We shall be.
MAN
(smiling) How can you be happy since in love? You've lost yourselves in your own dreams. But you're happy. Keep your sleep. I don't want to wake you.
LUO
(puzzledly) You-
PIAO
(scaredly) Lunatic! Let's go, Xiao Luo!

[exit the lovers]

MAN
(smoking) They are so lovely! The entire world will bless them! But why did they call me a lunatic? Love? Lunatic? (to the audience) Do you long for love? Lunatics!

[Enter Yan with a cigarette in his mouth.]

YAN
Hey, buddy, have you got a lighter?

[The man takes out a box of cigarettes,and then fishes out a lighter from it.]

YAN
Thank you. (takes up the box) Yo! The same brand of cigarettes as mine. I always have it. And you? (the man smiles without a word, Yan returns the box) What a terrible weather! It's too cold. Buddy, I say, you're wearing so much that you look like a little daughter-in-law in confinement. What material is this clothes made of? (stretches out to touch the man's clothes, the man doesn't speak, still staring at him while smiling)
YAN
(nervously) Why are you ever smiling?! What's wrong with me? (looks at himself, the man smiles)
YAN
(angrily) What you fucking smile for?! Lunatic! (drops the cigarette, stamps it out) Nonsense! (turns to leave)
MAN
Wait!
YAN
What?
MAN
Please return the wallet to me! There is no money left in it but one photo of my mother's, so I don't want to give you that.
YAN
(in a pan

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