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[ti:Classical Teacher]
[ar:Tenacious D]
[al:Rize Of The Fenix]
[by:活在當下]
匹配时间为: 03 分 12 秒 的歌曲
[00:00.00]Tenacious D - Classical Teacher
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[00:00.57]Pu.OneGreen.Net
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[00:01.14]J:] Hey Kage
[00:01.74]K:] Jables
[00:02.53]J:] How goes it man?
[00:03.75]K:] S'good… s'good
[00:05.76]J:] Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
[00:08.23]I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world.
[00:10.60]K:] Well yeah me too!
[00:11.75]J:] There's no point in doing it if we're not the best.
[00:14.02]K:] Well s'true. I agree with that.
[00:15.73]J:] I mean what, yeah we're gonna be,
[00:17.06]yeah we're really good. We're like
[00:18.22]almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that.
[00:19.70]K:] Yeah
[00:22.04]J:] We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust!
[00:23.47]K:] What, what do you...
[00:24.89]J:] All those f*cking youngsters gotta f*cking lick our boot or f*ck it! Y'know what I mean?
[00:27.82]K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
[00:31.65]J:] sigh] Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
[00:33.73]K:] What!
[00:34.36]J:] I know, you're really good but you gotta expand your game.
[00:36.15]K:] Lessons!
[00:37.89]J:] Y'know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking,
[00:41.03]Y'know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
[00:42.46]K:] Man, yeah, that's true. That's true.
[00:44.72]J:] Well I've just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
[00:47.65]K:] Really?
[00:48.41]J:] And I, I hope you're not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
[00:52.18]K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!
[00:54.77]J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don't like- ah hey! I
[00:56.66]swear, if you don't like it we'll f*cking fire his ass. He's out.
[01:01.52]K:] Who is this guy? I never…
[01:02.45]J:] His name is Felix Char
[01:03.70]K:] Urgh, what.
[01:05.20]J:] He's from Spain and he is the best.
[01:08.16]K:] Oh god…
[01:09.14]J:] I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic.
[01:10.93]K:] Urgh, I just, I don't know him, it seems weird!
[01:13.37]J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
[01:15.12]K:] OK. Alright. I'll spend a minute with him.
[01:18.70]J:] OK bro, he's right outside I'm sending him in.
[01:26.61]K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
[01:27.68]F:] Hello?
[01:28.46]K:] Uh, hi!
[01:29.01]F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.
[01:30.15]K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
[01:31.93]F:] Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
[01:35.36]K:] OK, hm.
[01:36.85]F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
[01:43.18]K:] OK.
[01:43.56]F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
[01:45.02]K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
[01:46.58]F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
[01:48.81]K:] Ah well it's a Gibson.
[01:50.07]F:] Yes a Gibson, yes. Made by the same,
[01:53.04]uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
[01:55.49]K:] OK. Yeah.
[01:57.70]F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
[01:59.04]K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do?
[02:00.24]F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
[02:01.96]K:] I just picked it up, I just-
[02:03.31]F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
[02:09.95]K:] The what!
[02:10.43]F:] The body.
[02:10.88]K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.
[02:12.48]F:] I'm sorry about my accent.
[02:13.84]K:] I didn't know, I didn't know.
[02:15.56]F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
[02:19.98]You go and play the guitar now. Play.
[02:21.81]K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
[02:23.58]F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
[02:27.31]K:] They're too tight?
[02:28.00]F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
[02:30.02]K:] Oh! Hm.
[02:31.27]F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.
[02:33.37]K:] Hey!
[02:33.77]F:] Then you can feel…
[02:34.81]K:] I can! Wait!
[02:35.38]F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
[02:37.14]K:] Mhmhm!
[02:39.61]F:] Yes that's good.
[02:40.18]K:] Hey man!
[02:41.89]F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
[02:45.02]K:] I'm just try- what!?
[02:46.29]F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?
[02:48.47]K:] Oh God! This is really weird man!
[02:49.48]F:] That's my cock.
[02:50.19]K:] What!
[02:51.00]F:] That's my cock in your butt cheeks.
[02:52.66]K:] Oh God! Hey!
[02:53.21]F:] Do you feel it?
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[03:10.46]LRC制作：活在當下 QQ：6313827
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