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英语小品剧本_《不差钱》英文版
作者:佚名   来源:不详   更新日期:2012-5-14   浏览次数:
comp'ny today.
Shenyang   Gosh, can I have a picture taken with you, Mr. Bi?
Uncle Zhao  (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welc'me, Mr. Bi.
CCTV Man  Nice to meet you.
Uncle Zhao  I've been waitin' all this time for you.
CCTV Man  Thanks a lot really. May I have your name please?
Uncle Zhao  Which man did you expect to see?
CCTV Man  I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, chief of Lotus Township's cultural center.
Uncle Zhao  You got it. Here's his daddy and I'm...
Yadar       Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.
Uncle Zhao  An' I'm Tiezhu's daddy. Aren't you lookin' for a dad... I mean it's right to be looking my way.
CCTV Man  Hi, daddy... I mean buddy. So where's your son?
Uncle Zhao  He's at the township waitin' for you. Local government officials all lining up, too, to pay their pious respects to you. With enormous care they've prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middle. Flowers all around.
CCTV Man  What're the colors of the flowers, buddy?
Uncle Zhao  They're all in white and yellow. Lots of folks' waiting for you with signature pens in hands, tears spillin' all over.
CCTV Man  Why's that?
Uncle Zhao  They're excited.
CCTV Man  Let's go there, then.
Uncle Zhao  The center asked me to feast you here in town first. How abut that?
毕福剑:在这儿吃饭?
赵本山:这是铁岭最贵的,你来吧。
毕福剑:别别,大爷,不,老哥,我在飞机上吃了。
赵本山:那客随主便,好不好?给你怎么安排你就听话,来来。
小沈阳:毕老师,你不给照个相吗?毕老师。
毕福剑:你是男服务员?
小沈阳:嗯哪。
毕福剑:长得挺委婉的。
赵本山:我刚开始来就误会了,你说哪有这打扮,哎呀妈呀。坐,刚到是吧?
毕福剑:刚到,刚到。
赵本山:咱是老乡。
毕福剑:是吗?
赵本山:你不是大连人吗?
毕福剑:对对,大连人。
赵本山:你住哪儿?
毕福间  我住大连老鳖湾。
赵本山:哎呀妈呀,有亲戚,孩子她姥爷也在老鳖湾,也姓毕。
毕福剑:你姥爷叫毕什么?
毛毛:  毕门庭。
毕福剑:你姥爷打麻将肯定是高手。
赵福剑:咋的?
毕福剑:闭门听嘛。
赵本山:正好你叫闭门炮。
CCTV Man  Why here?
Uncle Zhao  Here we've got the best restaurant in Tieling. Do c'me this way please.
CCTV Man  But I've had my meal on the plane.
Uncle Zhao  You're my guest, so please follow my arrangements.
Shenyang    A picture of the two of us, please.
CCTV Man  (to Shenyang) You're... a male waiter?
Shenyang    Yup.
CCTV Man   You look awfully, awfully sweet, boy.
Uncle Zhao  I, too, took him to be a woman when I first came. How funny he is dressin' up like this? Sit down here. Did you enjoy your trip?
CCTV Man  Yes, quite.
Uncle Zhao  We mus' be fellow townsmen.
CCTV Man   Are we?
Uncle Zhao  Ain`t you from Dalian?
CCTV Man  Sure.
Uncle Zhao  Which part?
CCTV Man  Old Turtle Bend.
Uncle Zhao  Where her mummy's daddy used to live, too. So we're even relatives.
CCTV Man  (to Yadar) What`s his name?
Yadar       Bi Menting.
CCTV Man  Your grandpa must be good at playing mahjong.
Uncle Zh

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